The Archive
All Reviews
Every cologne I’ve reviewed, newest first. No sponsorships, no scores handed out for free samples.
Creed · 4.5/5
Creed Aventus: Does the Hype Still Hold Up?
The most-hyped fragrance of the last decade, revisited with a batch from 2026. Still smoky-fruity magic, still not worth the flanker chaos.
May 12, 2026
Dior · 4/5
Dior Sauvage Elixir: The Version That Actually Deserves the Hype
Forget the original Sauvage. The Elixir concentration is spicier, boozier, and finally has the longevity to match its reputation.
March 2, 2026
Le Labo · 3.5/5
Le Labo Santal 33: Overpriced Cult Classic, Still Worth It
The fragrance that launched a thousand 'why does every hotel lobby smell like this' jokes. It's good — it's just not $300-a-bottle good.
November 18, 2025